A team Of Indian Super-Heroes are on a mission to catch the Terrorists.
Krissh : The enemy is not far away now . Lets attack. Is everyone ready?
Jadoo : Dhoop ! Dhoop !
Rajnikant : Rascalla Jadoo !
Krissh : I forgot ! JADOO is a worthless doll at night .
( FUK FUK FUK FUK …. Shaktimaan appears)
Shaktimaan: making fun of anyone’s weakness is an act of Cowardice !
Krish : sorry Shaktimaan ! ! sorry Jadoo.
Shaktimaan : OK fine. M joining your team. we will wait here till morning and wait for the sunlight .
Krissh : I don’t think we’ll get sunlight . it’s raining and there will be cloud cover in the morning also …
Rajnikant : don’t worry ! I will blow the clouds away.
Shaktimaan (to a man) : M sorry but who are you ?
Drona : my name is Drona. And Its ok . Hardly anyone knows that I ever existed. I protect some secret stuffs on Earth which shouldn’t be accessed by the Evil.
Shaktimaan : That’s fine .. but why are you dressed up like the Prince Of Persia'?
Drona : err .. wat do u mean .. I m unique ! Together with My sword and my knight, I am Invincible !
Shaktimaan : Ok .. so its not just the looks that’s inspired ..
Drona : Look ! That prince lives in a palace . he lives a luxurious life. I had a very Lonely and bad Childhood !
Shaktimaan : you mean like Harry Potter ? Is there anything original about your life so far ?
Drona : someone just said ‘making fun of anyone’s weakness is an act of Cowardice !’
Shaktimaan : oops, Sorry Drona !
Rajnikant : Ok guys, I’ll warm up myself till morning then.
(suddenly the Earth begins to shake)
Shaktimaan : Its an EarthQuake !
Krissh : No ! Rajnikant is doing Push-Ups !
Rajnikant : sorry, I’ll try to do it more gently.
( the intensity of the tremors decrease a little ).
( a Flash of light catches Krissh unawares).
Krishh : wat was that ? Lightening ?!!
Shaktimaan (pointing to a man) : no, that was a flash from Sanjay Singhania’s camera. He took your photo. He,too, is joining us on this mission.
Krissh : what ? ??
Shaktimaan (whispering to Krish) : I bluffed him that Ghajini is hiding here. And I know he will do anything to kill Ghajini.
Krissh : are u kidding ? He has already killed Ghajini !
Shaktimaan (winks) : well, he did kill Ghajini …. and then forgot it after 15 minutes ..
Krissh : ha .. ha.. poor boy
(meanwhile Sanjay Singhania attacks Jadoo)
Sanjay (shouting): FINALLY I HAVE FOUND YOU. I WILL KILL YOU GHAJINI. YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES.
Krissh : wait …. Stop it… he’s not your man ! … we are attacking Ghajini in the morning…
Sanjay : then who is ... err …. I mean what is this thing ??
Shaktimaan : ACT OF VIOLENCE IS A FORM OF MADNESS. First say Sorry.
Sanjay : sorry Shaktimaan and sorry .. you ET-like Object !
Rajnikant : it’s a RASCALLA from some other world with POWERS. HE was living in Outer Space cause I m living on Earth !
Jadoo : DHOOP ! DHOOP !
Shaktimaan: and it doesn’t need Bluetooth to transfer its powers. It just has to LOOK at us for its power Transmission. Krissh’s father and his team won a Basketball match thru this technology.
Krissh : Ok lets PLAN our ATTACK till sun breaks out. Each one of us will have tasks based on our powers. What will you do Shaktimaan ?
Shaktimaan : just what I did to Stone Man , Electric Man & Light Man . I mean I have got a set of moves which I repeat for every villain. What about you Rajni ?
Rajnikant : naaat to worry ! I will protect you all from the bullets and grenades.. Besides , till today, Only I have Hit my enemies. They have never Hit me Back. Just google ‘Rajinkant beaten’ and you will find ZERO results.
Krissh : I m multi-powered. I can climb a tree faster then any monkey, glide like Batman, Jump and crawl like SpiderMan and even turn round-n-round like you Shaktimaan. My creators have done a great Job by copying … I mean combining powers of all existing super-Heros.
Jadoo : DHOOP ! DHOOP !
Drona : Is there anything left for me to do ?
Krish : what can you do
Drona : I can … well … let me think … wait .. OMG ! I don’t even know my Super-Powers… why did they even create me ?
Sanjay : I WILL KILL GHAJINI.
Krissh : OK, we’ll move ahead after sun breaks out
(It’s Morning ….. Jadoo Re-Charges himself … and they all attack the terror camp.. Suddenly a bullet is fired towards JADOO )
Shaktimaan does his ‘fuk fuk fuk fuk’ to stop the bullet, Krissh begins to fly towards it to stop it, Sanjay is busy taking photos and making notes, Jadoo is looking at DHOOP. Meanwhile RajniKant lits a Cigar, Inhales and then Exhales in the direction of the bullet .. THE BULLET HEADS BACK TO THE ENEMY…
Rajnikant : HOWEEZIT ? don’t MIND IT !
Raavan : bak… bak.. bak … chak… chak.. chak … Enuf Of you ALL ! JUST take your team away from here, Batman !
Krissh : am Krissh ! Not Batman.
Ravana : sorry, that mask confused me.
Krissh : just like your ‘chak.. chak.. chak’ confused me for The Joker of Batman. Anyways wat r u doing here ?
Raavan : wat do you mean ? I m the terror … chak.. chak.. chak.. look I m so menacing …. you can’t kill me.
(Meanwhile Sanjay attacks Jadoo again)
Sanjay : finally Justice will prevail . I WILL KILL YOU GHAJINI. YOU WILL DIE.
Krissh : wait , where is DRONA ?
Raavan : HA .. HA .. HA .. I was only Drona. people didn’t accept me when I became Super-Hero Drona . So Now I Have become Villain
Shaktimaan: But didn’t people reject you as RAVANA as well ??
Raavan : don’t make me angry .. chak.. chak.. chak
Shaktimaan : plz ! Your attempt for an Why-so-serious act is driving us crazy. Say sorry.
Raavan : sorry Shaktimaan ! …wait a min … I m the villain … I Never say Sorry
Krissh : but you did say just now.
Raavan : I HAVE 10 HEADS ! Sorry from ONE head doesn’t count.
Krissh : surrender yourself Mr.Ravana else you will have to watch this ..
(Krissh shows him the DVD of the movie ‘RAAVAN’)
Ravana : No …. No … I surrender … this is worser then death …
Jadoo : DHOOP ! DHOOP !
Sanjay : Why are you all following me ?.. Answer or I’ll Kill each of you .. do you all work for GHAJINI ?
(to be continued)
7 comments:
Duuuuuuude!!!!!!!!
seriously did you come up with this whole stuff??
great going... waiting for the continuation..
funny bro but your previous thing abt the break up ... is my all time favs ...
Keep going :)
i just luv it!.. nice one sanat!
great work..
u have surely created a earness for d viewers to surely wait for wat happens next.. :) waitin eagerily
@derek Thanks bro :-) i'll try to come up with the continuation soon
@kartik thanks bro. And yeah, i have to say i enjoyed the writting of 'break up' episode more then this one :-)
@darshan thanks bro
duuuuude...!!!!
seriously ??? is that really u ???
AWESOME dude
so proud of u sanat,..
n yeah "the break-up" was like legendary
but dis is great too..
cant wait for the cont.... ;-)
hahaha :)
nice one be...
nice direction and casting..
:)
u wil be very good director be :)
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