Hitler Finds out that Life isn't Easy
as an ISE student in our college.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Indian SuperHeroes on a MISSION
A team Of Indian Super-Heroes are on a mission to catch the Terrorists.
Krissh : The enemy is not far away now . Lets attack. Is everyone ready?
Jadoo : Dhoop ! Dhoop !
Rajnikant : Rascalla Jadoo !
Krissh : I forgot ! JADOO is a worthless doll at night .
( FUK FUK FUK FUK …. Shaktimaan appears)
Shaktimaan: making fun of anyone’s weakness is an act of Cowardice !
Krish : sorry Shaktimaan ! ! sorry Jadoo.
Shaktimaan : OK fine. M joining your team. we will wait here till morning and wait for the sunlight .
Krissh : I don’t think we’ll get sunlight . it’s raining and there will be cloud cover in the morning also …
Rajnikant : don’t worry ! I will blow the clouds away.
Shaktimaan (to a man) : M sorry but who are you ?
Drona : my name is Drona. And Its ok . Hardly anyone knows that I ever existed. I protect some secret stuffs on Earth which shouldn’t be accessed by the Evil.
Shaktimaan : That’s fine .. but why are you dressed up like the Prince Of Persia'?
Drona : err .. wat do u mean .. I m unique ! Together with My sword and my knight, I am Invincible !
Shaktimaan : Ok .. so its not just the looks that’s inspired ..
Drona : Look ! That prince lives in a palace . he lives a luxurious life. I had a very Lonely and bad Childhood !
Shaktimaan : you mean like Harry Potter ? Is there anything original about your life so far ?
Drona : someone just said ‘making fun of anyone’s weakness is an act of Cowardice !’
Shaktimaan : oops, Sorry Drona !
Rajnikant : Ok guys, I’ll warm up myself till morning then.
(suddenly the Earth begins to shake)
Shaktimaan : Its an EarthQuake !
Krissh : No ! Rajnikant is doing Push-Ups !
Rajnikant : sorry, I’ll try to do it more gently.
( the intensity of the tremors decrease a little ).
( a Flash of light catches Krissh unawares).
Krishh : wat was that ? Lightening ?!!
Shaktimaan (pointing to a man) : no, that was a flash from Sanjay Singhania’s camera. He took your photo. He,too, is joining us on this mission.
Krissh : what ? ??
Shaktimaan (whispering to Krish) : I bluffed him that Ghajini is hiding here. And I know he will do anything to kill Ghajini.
Krissh : are u kidding ? He has already killed Ghajini !
Shaktimaan (winks) : well, he did kill Ghajini …. and then forgot it after 15 minutes ..
Krissh : ha .. ha.. poor boy
(meanwhile Sanjay Singhania attacks Jadoo)
Sanjay (shouting): FINALLY I HAVE FOUND YOU. I WILL KILL YOU GHAJINI. YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES.
Krissh : wait …. Stop it… he’s not your man ! … we are attacking Ghajini in the morning…
Sanjay : then who is ... err …. I mean what is this thing ??
Shaktimaan : ACT OF VIOLENCE IS A FORM OF MADNESS. First say Sorry.
Sanjay : sorry Shaktimaan and sorry .. you ET-like Object !
Rajnikant : it’s a RASCALLA from some other world with POWERS. HE was living in Outer Space cause I m living on Earth !
Jadoo : DHOOP ! DHOOP !
Shaktimaan: and it doesn’t need Bluetooth to transfer its powers. It just has to LOOK at us for its power Transmission. Krissh’s father and his team won a Basketball match thru this technology.
Krissh : Ok lets PLAN our ATTACK till sun breaks out. Each one of us will have tasks based on our powers. What will you do Shaktimaan ?
Shaktimaan : just what I did to Stone Man , Electric Man & Light Man . I mean I have got a set of moves which I repeat for every villain. What about you Rajni ?
Rajnikant : naaat to worry ! I will protect you all from the bullets and grenades.. Besides , till today, Only I have Hit my enemies. They have never Hit me Back. Just google ‘Rajinkant beaten’ and you will find ZERO results.
Krissh : I m multi-powered. I can climb a tree faster then any monkey, glide like Batman, Jump and crawl like SpiderMan and even turn round-n-round like you Shaktimaan. My creators have done a great Job by copying … I mean combining powers of all existing super-Heros.
Jadoo : DHOOP ! DHOOP !
Drona : Is there anything left for me to do ?
Krish : what can you do
Drona : I can … well … let me think … wait .. OMG ! I don’t even know my Super-Powers… why did they even create me ?
Sanjay : I WILL KILL GHAJINI.
Krissh : OK, we’ll move ahead after sun breaks out
(It’s Morning ….. Jadoo Re-Charges himself … and they all attack the terror camp.. Suddenly a bullet is fired towards JADOO )
Shaktimaan does his ‘fuk fuk fuk fuk’ to stop the bullet, Krissh begins to fly towards it to stop it, Sanjay is busy taking photos and making notes, Jadoo is looking at DHOOP. Meanwhile RajniKant lits a Cigar, Inhales and then Exhales in the direction of the bullet .. THE BULLET HEADS BACK TO THE ENEMY…
Rajnikant : HOWEEZIT ? don’t MIND IT !
Raavan : bak… bak.. bak … chak… chak.. chak … Enuf Of you ALL ! JUST take your team away from here, Batman !
Krissh : am Krissh ! Not Batman.
Ravana : sorry, that mask confused me.
Krissh : just like your ‘chak.. chak.. chak’ confused me for The Joker of Batman. Anyways wat r u doing here ?
Raavan : wat do you mean ? I m the terror … chak.. chak.. chak.. look I m so menacing …. you can’t kill me.
(Meanwhile Sanjay attacks Jadoo again)
Sanjay : finally Justice will prevail . I WILL KILL YOU GHAJINI. YOU WILL DIE.
Krissh : wait , where is DRONA ?
Raavan : HA .. HA .. HA .. I was only Drona. people didn’t accept me when I became Super-Hero Drona . So Now I Have become Villain
Shaktimaan: But didn’t people reject you as RAVANA as well ??
Raavan : don’t make me angry .. chak.. chak.. chak
Shaktimaan : plz ! Your attempt for an Why-so-serious act is driving us crazy. Say sorry.
Raavan : sorry Shaktimaan ! …wait a min … I m the villain … I Never say Sorry
Krissh : but you did say just now.
Raavan : I HAVE 10 HEADS ! Sorry from ONE head doesn’t count.
Krissh : surrender yourself Mr.Ravana else you will have to watch this ..
(Krissh shows him the DVD of the movie ‘RAAVAN’)
Ravana : No …. No … I surrender … this is worser then death …
Jadoo : DHOOP ! DHOOP !
Sanjay : Why are you all following me ?.. Answer or I’ll Kill each of you .. do you all work for GHAJINI ?
(to be continued)
Friday, September 17, 2010
when vinay broke up . . .
Vinay P : Just ‘Broke up’ with my GF :(
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Ashutosh : hey vinay, kya hua ?? How all of a sudden ?
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Gopal : Finally, something to comment for :). wat happened vinay ???
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Lalit : kaise hua vinay ?
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Vinay : yeah guys, just broke up wid her today. Things weren’t going gr8 between us
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Ashutosh : tats sad …. How r u ? and Forget it bro, get on wid yo life
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Priya : Hi everybody.
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Vinay : @ashu not at all fine yaar… feeling very low ,… not having interest in doing anything :(
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Gopal : Except ofcourse, logging in to your FB account and updating your status bar, rite ?? :D
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Gopal : @priya hi, whats up ?
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Vinay : @gopal I just wanted to put down my frustration somewhere. You won’t understand the pain of break-up !
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Gopal : kitna pain ho raha hai ? bleeding jyada hua shayad. Go and see Doctor.
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John : ROFL
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Vinay : @gopal am not in a mood for any jokes buddy
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Gopal : sorry bro, but yeah.. I do understand ! I have seen movie LOVE AAJ-KAL. Saif throws a party after break-up. WHERE’s THE PARTY THEN ?
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John : yeah, lets PARTY !
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Priya : hey, I m in too … its been quite long since my last party.
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Rashmi : what’s the dress code ???
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Vinay : @all PLZ people … all that break-up party stuff and all happens only in movies. In real life, Break Up Kills You.
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Gopal : OMG ! are you dead …. Bhaago …. BHOOT !
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Rohit : hi, anybody watching cricket match ? I think RCB gonna win easily. What say ?
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Ashutosh : who initiated this break-up ?? and how is she taking this ?
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Lalit : @ashu kya initiate be ?? vinay engine chala raha kya ? as if in NFS mode ‘Gentlemen, start your ‘BREAK-UP’ :D
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Vinay : @ashu, I don’t want to talk about it . Makes me really sick !
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Ashutosh : But then, you have made it public now , people will ask you questions.
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Vinay : let them ask, i just wanted to express my frustration and disgust in public.
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Gopal: @ashu what vinay’s saying, my friend, is that he will just show the trailor, but not release the movie.
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Vinay: @Gopal tujhe to main dekh lunga saale ..
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Gopal: anytime BRO ! shall I switch on my Web-Cam then ?
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John : @Vinay, so you say, you want to make your break-up news as breaking news on FB, you want every1 to know about it, yet u don’t want people to ask u about it.
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Vinay : commenting on my status is people’s choice, and not explaining it is my choice.
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Gopal : Bravo ! Bravo !
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Priya : hey rashmi, have you seen Dabangg ?
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Ashutosh : @all plz don’t make fun of vinay’s situation. If u can’t help or support him, atleast don’t make it worse for him.
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Vinay : thanks ashu
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Rashmi : @priya no yaar, I don’t like salman khan. Have you seen it ?
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Ashutosh : @vinay jo hona tha ho gaya. and don’t consider yourself guilty. everything happens for good.
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Vinay : thanks a lot yaar.
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Ashutosh : my pleasure :)
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Gopal : Chunnilal talking to devdas :)
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Priya : yeah, saw Dabangg yesterday. Total entertainment. The movie is a good timepass yaar. Do watch
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John : hey girls, u already are a part of a movie here. ENJOY ! I already got my popcorns .
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Rohit : Dravid on fire ! RCB rocks !
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Lalit : so vinay, SINGLE again huh?! Will you make your relationship status public then ;)
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Vinay : Yeah will put up that soon. ‘Single- Not Ready to Mingle’.
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Gopal : Oh .. tats so cruel.. so many girls were waiting to mingle with you :D
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Neha : Ultralike ! :D
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Priya : LOL :D
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John: @priya I was happy for you. Tera line clear hai abhi :) . But he’s not ready to mingle rite now. You have to wait !
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Vinay : john … plz stop saying crap things.
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Priya: @vinay CRAP ?? so if I m linked with you, that is crap for you huh! You broke my heart.
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Vinay: I didn’t mean that way. Don’t mis-Understand me.
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Priya: was kidding bro ! just chill.
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John: she called you BRO vinay. Chapter Closed !
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Rohit: Its Raining :( . RAIN, RAIN, Go away. COME back after Dravid completes his century.
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Tina : @Vinay how dare you make a public tamasha of our relationship. This is not a daily soap that you want more TRPs for your nautanki. And stop crying like a baby OR are u acting so to gather pity ? you looked pretty fine some hours ago when we decided to be Singles again.
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Vinay : You stop telling me what to do and what not to ! I have only written ‘Broke-up’ if u can Read ! not revealed anything.
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Gopal: yeah Tina, we didn’t understand anything by simply ‘broke up’ .. I mean even if we have seen you both together 24/7 in college, outside college :D … wat break up Vinay ? who is she ? :D :D
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Tina : @vinay Don’t be rude. If u wished to express your so-called frustration, you could have met your friends and shared your issues with them instead of putting it down here
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Vinay : Friends ? ? what friends ? I used to be with you Day & Night. Never did I hang out with others. Thanks to you, I have no friends.
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Gopal: @ashu Dekh yaar, tujhe laat maar diya vinay ne :D :(
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Ashutosh: indeed :(
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Rashmi: Hi tina, how it feels to be single again ?
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Sameer : guys, what time is the class tomorrow
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Tina: @vinay ofCourse, u are a lonely soul without any friends. 250+ friends on FB don’t count as friends rite ?
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John : Oh Boy ! m unfortunately committed ! I swear if I knew that break-up wd give anyone this much importance, I wd have broke up long ago.
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Riya: hi, whats cooking here ? m I late ?!
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Riya:@sameer hi .. class is at 9. The 8’o’clock class is cancelled :)
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Tina: Plz vinay, delete this thread. Lets not make our ’break-up’ a joke.
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Sameer: Play has Resumed ! Dravid is on 99. What a Player !
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Lalit : Too late, somebody has already posted this thread to his Blog . chk out www.sanotechworld.blogspot.com
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